From The Morning News: 1. Do not panic. Resist the urge to induce vomiting. If the Higgs boson gets stuck in your teeth, [it] could turn into pure light. 2. If space and time have inverted within your body, skip to step 10. … 4. If you happen to ingest the Higgs boson in Europe, … Continue reading In The Event That You Have Accidentally Swallowed The Higgs Boson